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People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. Jack Nicholson - As good as it gets
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"You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police. Everybody else you tell the truth to."
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Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile. Jack Nicholson, as The Joker
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