"Usually they finish by whining «but I WANT it!!!» and so, I tell them: «So what? Everybody wants something. I want a pony. Get over it.»"
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"isc remains deeply apologetic that prior versions of BIND did not properly catch the configuration error that you appear to have built your business on." (2001)
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"personally i prefer the MX RR and a stylized name, but i was trying to solve the problem rather than create an industry." (2004)
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"You sound like a man with a vision. Care to pass that bong over this way?" (2004)
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"The Internet is not for sissies." (1994)
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"Fragmentation is like classful addressing -- an interesting early architectural error that shows how much experimentation was going on while IP was being designed." (2000)
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