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Funny, Witty, and Smart Facebook Profile Quotes

Here are some editor choice quotes that are sure to earn you a few more friends on facebook. Even if you don't want to make more friends on facebook, these quotes will make your existing friends like you better, because everyone appreciates a sense of humor and intelligence :-).

Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.
- Mark Twain Rate and Discuss this quote

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
- Mark Twain Rate and Discuss this quote

Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
- Mark Twain Rate and Discuss this quote

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.
- Mark Twain Rate and Discuss this quote

A classic - something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
- Mark Twain Rate and Discuss this quote

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain Rate and Discuss this quote

Never let your schooling interfere with your education.
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Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain Rate and Discuss this quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
- Albert Einstein Rate and Discuss this quote

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.
- Albert Einstein Rate and Discuss this quote

Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.
- Albert Einstein Rate and Discuss this quote

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
- Albert Einstein Rate and Discuss this quote

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
- Steve Wozniak Rate and Discuss this quote






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